Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!) is nearly upon us; This is what Skotte and Cori do in their spare time: hide under weird, brightly colored plastic sheets, and take pictures of each other.
It’s hard to see exactly what is happening in the shirt. But then, so fFew things in this picture make a lot of sense, so why start there.
The shirt depicts C3PO in a bare-sprocket fFist-fFight with the Tin Man of Oz. A reasonable question presents itself: Who would win in such a battle? The Tin Man does wield an Axe, while C3PO comes fFrom an age rife with laser blasters and light-sabres — except he never touches a single weapon in all 6 movies. C3PO blithers through the galaxy avoiding most catastrophes, except for that one time he was pulled apart at the limbs. The Tin Man is a loyal fFriend, and fFerocious companion to the end,– but he rusts at the slightest presence of his own tears!
What do you think? Who would win in this Battle of the Buckets of Bolts?